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Would you rather be...

14%

81 votes
the boyfriend who is giving the college hottie a ride to school and then crashes into his own girlfriends car

the boyfriend who is giving the college hottie a ride to school and then crashes into his own girlfriend's car

86%

490 votes
the cops who arrive and have to pull the two apart in the middle of traffic

the cops who arrive and have to pull the two apart in the middle of traffic

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they

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Would you rather be...

16%

83 votes
The Vatican rebranding its relationship with Science

The Vatican rebranding its relationship with Science

84%

443 votes
science rebranding its relationship with The Vatican

science rebranding its relationship with The Vatican

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sciwne rebraing

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wcience rebraing its realonhop

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Would you rather be...

62%

326 votes
the person making love and suddenly have explosive diarrhea

the person making love and suddenly have explosive diarrhea

38%

200 votes
the hotel maid from Guatemala who walks in and has to clean the place

the hotel maid from Guatemala who walks in and has to clean the place

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DIARRHEA GROSS

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do not want to clean up that mess

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2

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the persosn making lovve and suddenly have explosive dirahea

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wow

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Would you rather bet your life on...

36%

186 votes
Rock-Paper-Scissors

Rock-Paper-Scissors

64%

333 votes
Eeeny-Meeny-Miny-Moe

Eeeny-Meeny-Miny-Moe

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Guest - 2 years ago

thats actually a great question, lol

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both are dumb to bet on

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2

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rock paper scossors

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rock paper scissors

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eenie meanie ..both feet in.

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Would your rather use a butter knife

20%

100 votes
to neuter Flying Monkies

to neuter Flying Monkies

80%

398 votes
use it to battle Fighting Trees in the forest of Quadling County, just north of Oz

use it to battle Fighting Trees in the forest of Quadling County, just north of Oz

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MONKEYS ARE SEXES

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oz

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Would you rather be...

33%

150 votes
the guy who is hit in the groin with a line drive when his family is watching

the guy who is hit in the groin with a line drive when his family is watching

67%

302 votes
the person in the crowd who gets hit in the face with the same ball that ricocheted into the crowd

the person in the crowd who gets hit in the face with the same ball that ricocheted into the crowd

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NIETHER

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:P

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Poop

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Would you rather be the person

16%

70 votes
whose web browser wont close when youre looking at a porn site at work

whose web browser won't close when you're looking at a porn site at work

84%

380 votes
the person sitting next to you who recognizes his wife in the video and goes ballistic

the person sitting next to you who recognizes his wife in the video and goes ballistic

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HAAAAAAAAA THE FIRST ONE, LMAO

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