Come on, Baby. Light my fire. Cute Pick up Lines
There are millions of pick up lines that people try to tell you will work. Most of them are really worn out or cheesy. Cheesy pick up lines are fine as long as they are intentionally cheesy.
Let's look at a few pick up lines by category:
Romantic pick up lines
“Ouch! Cupid just shot me with a love arrow for you.”
“I figured I would give you this flower rather than throw it out. Until a minute ago, I thought this was the most beautiful thing I was going to see all day, until you walked up.”
“Would you rather hear about how in love with you I am or just have me sit and stare lovingly at you?”
The best part thing a romantic pick up line can do is to make the other person want to say “Awww!”
Really cute pick up lines
“You remind me of a teddy bear. I just want to take you to bed and cuddle you.”
“If a puppy is cute, then you are worth a thousand puppies.”
“Would you rather be my wife or just spend the rest of your life being worshipped by me?”
These are the kind of lines that are so intentionally sweet they are a bit painful to listen to. They make you teeth hurt they are so sweet.
Sweet pick up lines
“Hi. Would you make my day and sit and talk to me for a few minutes?”
“Can I buy you a drink and talk to you for five minutes?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“Would you rather tell me about your day or simply sit and sip our wine together over a my table?”
Sweet lines are ones that aren't too forward and don't go right from just meeting to intercourse. The purpose of a sweet line is to make them smile and see you for the first time. They are meant to be a bit more subtle that some of the other lines.
Funny pick up lines
“Can you believe that you and I are the only people in this room that speak English? I guess we'll have to talk to each other.”
“I'd ask you if you come here often, but I've been stalking you for three weeks. I already know the answer.”
“Would you rather accept my invitation to dinner or to marriage?”
These are the kind of lines that are meant to make the other person laugh. A sense of humor is a very important part of a great relationship. If you can laugh together, you are farm ore likely to stay together.
Well, good luck. Remember: None of these will work if you haven't showered in a month and are wearing clothes stolen from a homeless person.
