Kids, Out of the Room! - Dirty Would Rather Questions

This is the category you came here for, isn't it? These are the questions that would make your mother blush and your grandmother say, "I heard that one in 1943" These are the questions that you might not want to ask in mixed company, especially if you want to get laid by anyone there.

We've included our favorite really gross would you rather questions because, well... because they're funny and they're for grown-ups. The really great questions are the ones that are nasty and dirty would you rather questions at the same time.

Warning: Unless you're hitting on the right person, these questions are more likely to get you a slap across the face than a phone number and a date.

Now that you are away of the danger, here are some dirty questions for you. Have fun and have a laugh. And try not to piss yourself laughing.