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Funny Pick up Lines: Laughter is an Aphrodisiac

Posted May 21, 2013 by cjg5735 with 1 comment.

Funny pick up lines are the best way to get someone to take the time to talk to you, especially in a bar.There are lots of funny pick-up lines for guys to use. “Would you rather get to know each other or should we just get married now?” Nothing is more disarming for a woman than to have a man make here laugh the instant that the meet.

Funny pickup lines for girls can be even more forward, because most guys aren’t expecting it. “Would you rather go steady with me or should I stalk you for a while?”

There are lots of lines in the world. Guys, a word of advice, they have all been used so many times that the women can finish the sentence for you.

“Would you rather” questions have the innocence of childhood with the surprise of silliness.

You can use questions that will make the person laugh and think.

“Would rather bet your life on rock, paper, scissors or eenie, meenie, minie, mo?”

Hilarious lines are usually dirty, but they don’t have to be.

Walk up to someone attractive in a bar and ask them, “Would you rather share an ice cream sundae with me or pizza and beer?”

Ladies, if you want to know the character of man in an instant and make him laugh, off guard.

“Would you rather watch baseball or football?”

“Football or soccer?”

“Nascar or horse-racing”

The key to laughable lines for guys or girls is to catch them off guard. Just walk up and ask them the question, as if you were talking about the weather and see what you get for a response.

Remember: People who are laughing are much less likely to realize that they have fallen for you.

Laughter is an aphrodisiac and isn’t that what you’re hitting on them in the first place anyway.

So, read ahead. Take a few with you. We want you to score with our lines.

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1 comment on "Funny Pick up Lines: Laughter is an Aphrodisiac"

I do trust all of the ideas you\'ve presented for your post. They\'re very convincing and can certainly work. Still, the posts are very brief for newbies. May just you please prolong them a bit from subsequent time? Thank you for the post. (Username: )

on July 22, 2017, 12:12 pm said:

I do trust all of the ideas you\'ve presented for your post. They\'re very convincing and can certainly work. Still, the posts are very brief for newbies. May just you please prolong them a bit from subsequent time? Thank you for the post.