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jessierhowler

Joined: June 30, 2013

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76%

19 votes
be an English woman in the early 1900s with loads of money who needs to find a husband to prevent losing her money

be an English woman in the early 1900s with loads of money who needs to find a husband to prevent losing her money

24%

6 votes
a black woman in the U.S. fighting for her rights in the 60s

a black woman in the U.S. fighting for her rights in the 60s

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71%

22 votes
be a hermaphrodite

be a hermaphrodite

29%

9 votes
be asexual with no genitals whatsoever like the hammerhead shark

be asexual with no genitals whatsoever like the hammerhead shark

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Joined: June 25, 2013

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25%

6 votes
slicker than greased weasel shit on a door knob

slicker than greased weasel shit on a door knob

75%

18 votes
finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sanded

finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sanded

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kitkat09

Joined: June 25, 2013

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32%

11 votes
a hill of beans

a hill of beans

68%

23 votes
a mountain stuffed with peas

a mountain stuffed with peas

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47kings

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75%

18 votes
touch my cheese

touch my cheese

25%

6 votes
scramble my eggs

scramble my eggs

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70%

21 votes
touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

30%

9 votes
have your great-aunt touch you down low

have your great-aunt touch you down low

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34%

13 votes
poop without being able to wipe at all

poop without being able to wipe at all

66%

25 votes
not being able to poop for 7 straight days

not being able to poop for 7 straight days

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not bineg able to poop for 7 straigth days

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