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47kings

Joined: June 25, 2013

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32%

10 votes
a vegetable

a vegetable

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a vegetable

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a vegetable

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a vegetable

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chubalub

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69%

20 votes
touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

31%

9 votes
have your great-aunt touch you down low

have your great-aunt touch you down low

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chubalub

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35%

13 votes
poop without being able to wipe at all

poop without being able to wipe at all

65%

24 votes
not being able to poop for 7 straight days

not being able to poop for 7 straight days

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not bineg able to poop for 7 straigth days

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72%

18 votes
suffer from premature ejaculation

suffer from premature ejaculation

28%

7 votes
have huge embarrassing man boobs

have huge embarrassing man boobs

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69%

20 votes
wake up one morning with a $100 dollar bill and a thank you note without remembering what happened

wake up one morning with a $100 dollar bill and a thank you note without remembering what happened

31%

9 votes
have sex with a tranny

have sex with a tranny

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mustangsal44

Joined: June 25, 2013

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33%

10 votes
wait a minute

wait a minute

67%

20 votes
sixty seconds

sixty seconds

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A minute IS sixty seconds....

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the pepole who anserd sixty seconds is a moron becuse sixty second equals to one minute jackass

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wait a minute

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Theey\'re the same

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wait a minute

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71%

17 votes
 ride-off into the sunset with the love of your life with no sunscreen to protect against the UV rays and no map to guide whereabouts you might be heading

ride-off into the sunset with the love of your life with no sunscreen to protect against the UV rays and no map to guide whereabouts you might be heading

29%

7 votes
eat 797 burritos from taco bell

eat 797 burritos from taco bell

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The dumbass criminals family photo album

Maybe no Everyone should get the vote.

Maybe no Everyone should get the vote.

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