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jessierhowler

Joined: June 30, 2013

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65%

22 votes
live a decent life with AIDS for 20 years

live a decent life with AIDS for 20 years

35%

12 votes
live a decent life with 40 years but castrated

live a decent life with 40 years but castrated

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Joined: March 27, 2013

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This user has posted a total of 1-9 questions to the site. This user has posted a total of 0-49 comments. This user has visited site for a minimum of 5 consecutive days. This user has posted a total of 10-99 questions to the site. This user has posted a question which is in the top 10 for the most comments.

39%

15 votes
your background checked

your background checked

61%

23 votes
your foreground checked

your foreground checked

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mustangsal44

Joined: June 25, 2013

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67%

16 votes
have your testicles surgically removed

have your testicles surgically removed

33%

8 votes
surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

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Guest - 2 years ago

I am a girl therefore ,I don\'t have testicles, so if I pick \"have your testicles removed\" am I safe?

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60%

25 votes
stuck on an island in the middle of nowhere with no hope of rescue with a survival expert of the same gender

stuck on an island in the middle of nowhere with no hope of rescue with a survival expert of the same gender

40%

17 votes
stuck with an attractive tax-attorney of the opposite gender who will constantly endanger your life and waste any resources you manage to accumulate

stuck with an attractive tax-attorney of the opposite gender who will constantly endanger your life and waste any resources you manage to accumulate

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47kings

Joined: June 25, 2013

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67%

16 votes
the gravity of the moon to slingshot the corpse of your deceased spouse into the burning flames of Sol

the gravity of the moon to slingshot the corpse of your deceased spouse into the burning flames of Sol

33%

8 votes
a more convenient incinerator that does not return your constitutional elements back into the Universe to form the building blocks of a future celestial body

a more convenient incinerator that does not return your constitutional elements back into the Universe to form the building blocks of a future celestial body

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jentang

Joined: June 25, 2013

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35%

9 votes
find out conclusively how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

find out conclusively how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

65%

17 votes
put an end to the whole mystery surrounding the circumstances which led to the chicken crossing the road

put an end to the whole mystery surrounding the circumstances which led to the chicken crossing the road

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chubalub

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63%

19 votes
drown in the great Lake Michigan during winter

drown in the great Lake Michigan during winter

37%

11 votes
die slowly in a fire

die slowly in a fire

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