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Would you rather

35%

9 votes
suffer torture and rape but be left alive

suffer torture and rape but be left alive

65%

17 votes
be killed instantly with a shot to the head

be killed instantly with a shot to the head

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Would you rather

40%

14 votes
take it

take it

60%

21 votes
leave it

leave it

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leave it

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take it

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Would you rather be

58%

22 votes
the ball used in a game of pinball

the ball used in a game of pinball

42%

16 votes
one of the balls used in a game of hungry hungry hippos

one of the balls used in a game of hungry hungry hippos

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Would you rather

43%

15 votes
lose a pair of socks

lose a pair of socks

57%

20 votes
only lose one sock in the off-chance you can pair-it-up with another pair of socks that you lost only one of

only lose one sock in the off-chance you can pair-it-up with another pair of socks that you lost only one of

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lose a pair of socks

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Would you rather

39%

9 votes
wear an affordable tin foil hat to block out alien signals from reaching your brain

wear an affordable tin foil hat to block out alien signals from reaching your brain

61%

14 votes
use an aluminum bowl that studies have show to be more effective but significantly less fashionable

use an aluminum bowl that studies have show to be more effective but significantly less fashionable

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Would you rather

57%

21 votes
be paralyzed from the waist down

be paralyzed from the waist down

43%

16 votes
have half of your face paralyzed permanently

have half of your face paralyzed permanently

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Would you rather

56%

14 votes
copulate a turkey

copulate a turkey

44%

11 votes
count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

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