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93%

254 votes
read Snookis warped mind

read Snooki's warped mind

7%

18 votes
eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

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Guest - 1 year ago

wtf...

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Guest - 2 years ago

first one i woudnt like the other one

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89%

256 votes
a well fed goldfish fish in a comfy bowl

a well fed goldfish fish in a comfy bowl

11%

32 votes
one of a hundred Koi swimming in Donald Trump’s Ornamental Pond

one of a hundred Koi swimming in Donald Trump’s Ornamental Pond

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Guest - 11 months ago

Boo Trump

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Guest - 2 years ago

fish it woudnt be that bad

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Guest - 2 years ago

fish it would be better

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41%

489 votes
responding to a job ad in the local classifieds for a dish washer at a local Olive Garden

responding to a job ad in the local classifieds for a dish washer at a local Olive Garden

59%

693 votes
replying to a Craigslist ad for a new Pope in the Vatican

replying to a Craigslist ad for a new Pope in the Vatican

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Guest - 2 years ago

replying dont know why

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Guest - 2 years ago

replying to craglist ad for a new pope in the vactican

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24%

72 votes
milk the cow

milk the cow

76%

227 votes
drink the milk

drink the milk

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Guest - 11 months ago

I hate milk (not chocolate)

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Guest - 2 years ago

drink the milk

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Guest - 2 years ago

drink milk

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Guest - 2 years ago

drink the milk

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19%

49 votes
isnt coming back

isn't coming back

81%

203 votes
have him call from Scientology headquarters

have him call from Scientology headquarters

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Guest - 2 years ago

1

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Guest - 2 years ago

is,t coming back

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14%

23 votes
the White House attacked by North Korean terrorist Jon Kim Il

the White House attacked by North Korean terrorist Jon Kim Il

86%

143 votes
a White House maid being attacked by a grumpy Michele Obama because shes sleeping with the president

a White House maid being attacked by a grumpy Michele Obama because she's sleeping with the president

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Guest - 11 months ago

Well I\'m a girl so...

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97%

73 votes
organic vegetables grown in a cemetery

organic vegetables grown in a cemetery

3%

2 votes
fungus off the feet of somebody who is still alive

fungus off the feet of somebody who is still alive

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