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an extra in Gone With The Wind

an extra in Gone With The Wind

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a featured player in Godzilla Meets the 3 Stooges

a featured player in Godzilla Meets the 3 Stooges

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This user has posted a total of 1-9 questions to the site. This user has posted a total of 10-99 questions to the site. This user has posted a minimum of 100 questions to the site. This user has posted a total of 0-49 comments. This user has posted a total of 50-249 comments. This user has posted a minimum of 250 comments. This user has shared/liked a total of 1-10 questions on facebook. This user has shared/liked a total of 11-49 questions on facebook. This user has shared/liked a minimum of 50 questions on facebook. This user has visited site for a minimum of 5 consecutive days. This user has visited site for a minimum of 15 consecutive days. This user has visited site for a minimum of 30 consecutive days. This user has posted a question which has more than 200 votes. This user has posted a question which is in the top 10 for the most votes. This user has posted a question which is in the top 10 for the most comments.

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a swimsuit to the opera

a swimsuit to the opera

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103 votes
a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

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Guest - 10 months ago

I hate opera p.s. next one is from me but I still chose opera.

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Guest - 10 months ago

I hate clowns

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Guest - 12 months ago

share and tell everyone, theres going to be a clown purge the night before halloween. lock up and good luck, be safe everybody

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jessierhowler

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sweat soy sauce

sweat soy sauce

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throw up ice cream

throw up ice cream

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bounce around in all sorts of directions

bounce around in all sorts of directions

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follow angles that have been accurately protracted

follow angles that have been accurately protracted

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jentang

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live with a chip on your shoulder

live with a chip on your shoulder

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popcorn under your elbow

popcorn under your elbow

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live with a chip on your shoulder

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live with a chip on shoulder

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Guest - 2 years ago

live with a chip on shoulfer

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live with a chip on your shoulder

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Guest - 2 years ago

live with ac hip on your shoulder

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Guest - 2 years ago

To live with a chip on your shoulder is a metaphor for to live with something that you now regret doing in the past for the rest of your life.

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an inflated balloon

an inflated balloon

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a deflated balloon

a deflated balloon

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an inflated balloon

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bkradle

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 a Kleenex that you found in a box

a Kleenex that you found in a box

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a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

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a kleenex that you found in a box

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a kleenex that you found in a box

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