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depressed about life, the universe and everything

depressed about life, the universe and everything

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look like a duck, quack like a duck, but not be a duck

look like a duck, quack like a duck, but not be a duck

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Would you rather

80%

the only Elvis impersonator in Delight Arkansas

the only Elvis impersonator in Delight Arkansas

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one of the hundred street Elvi in Las Vegas

one of the hundred street Elvi in Las Vegas

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18%

be in a state of discombobulation

be in a state of discombobulation

82%

wear a pair of rather groovy pants

wear a pair of rather groovy pants

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mustangsal44

Joined: June 25, 2013

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Would you rather have

17%

your panties in a bunch

your panties in a bunch

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prefer to keep them separate

prefer to keep them separate

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prefer to keep thme separte

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prefer to keep them separate

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perfer to keep them separate

honkeytonk

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Would you rather

86%

bake a potato but have no sour cream to go with it

bake a potato but have no sour cream to go with it

14%

have lots of sour cream but no potato to bake

have lots of sour cream but no potato to bake

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jessierhowler

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die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

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sitting in the back seat

sitting in the back seat

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bbgrace

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Would you rather

12%

go down on a 78 year old

go down on a 78 year old

88%

have a 78 year old go down on you

have a 78 year old go down on you

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go down a 78 year ols

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