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former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

91%

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Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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19%

6 votes
be a midget and have average height children

be a midget and have average height children

81%

25 votes
be an average height person and have children who are midgets

be an average height person and have children who are midgets

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chubalub

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15%

4 votes
have permanent bad breath

have permanent bad breath

85%

23 votes
suffer from excessive sweating especially in the armpits

suffer from excessive sweating especially in the armpits

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bkradle

Joined: June 25, 2013

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82%

23 votes
watch a snail race

watch a snail race

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5 votes
race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

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Joined: June 25, 2013

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13%

3 votes
have a discussion about thermodynamics

have a discussion about thermodynamics

88%

21 votes
imagine dancing on lily-pads in a cloud of magic fairy dust

imagine dancing on lily-pads in a cloud of magic fairy dust

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24%

8 votes
use a basket filled with granola bars as self-defense against a hungry group of lemmings

use a basket filled with granola bars as self-defense against a hungry group of lemmings

76%

26 votes
just direct the first lemming to fall off the edge of a cliff and watch the others unthinkingly join the headlong rush towards destruction

just direct the first lemming to fall off the edge of a cliff and watch the others unthinkingly join the headlong rush towards destruction

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bbgrace

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20%

6 votes
have sex with a pig

have sex with a pig

80%

24 votes
no sex for an entire year

no sex for an entire year

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