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82%

23 votes
watch a snail race

watch a snail race

18%

5 votes
race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

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Would you rather

13%

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have a discussion about thermodynamics

have a discussion about thermodynamics

88%

21 votes
imagine dancing on lily-pads in a cloud of magic fairy dust

imagine dancing on lily-pads in a cloud of magic fairy dust

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Would you rather

78%

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chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

22%

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eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

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13%

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die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

88%

21 votes
sitting in the back seat

sitting in the back seat

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78%

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touch poop with your bare hands

touch poop with your bare hands

22%

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have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

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13%

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have permanent chicken pox

have permanent chicken pox

88%

21 votes
a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

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15%

4 votes
have permanent bad breath

have permanent bad breath

85%

22 votes
suffer from excessive sweating especially in the armpits

suffer from excessive sweating especially in the armpits

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