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honkeytonk

Joined: June 25, 2013

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74%

26 votes
put on an itchy sweater

put on an itchy sweater

26%

9 votes
start everyday from scratch

start everyday from scratch

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put on an itchy sweater

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honkeytonk

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74%

26 votes
slap a trout

slap a trout

26%

9 votes
whack a monkey

whack a monkey

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slap a trouy

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honkeytonk

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39%

31 votes
actual cakes that have been crushed into pancakes by an anvil which while a little messy, have a higher density and therefore better bang for your buck

actual cakes that have been crushed into pancakes by an anvil which while a little messy, have a higher density and therefore better bang for your buck

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pancakes

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pancakes

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pancakes

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pancakes

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kitkat09

Joined: June 25, 2013

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87%

20 votes
your father is actually a woman

your father is actually a woman

13%

3 votes
your mother actually a man

your mother actually a man

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your father is actullay a woman

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your father is actually a woman

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jessierhowler

Joined: June 30, 2013

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76%

25 votes
chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

24%

8 votes
eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

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bbgrace

Joined: June 30, 2013

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25 votes
touch poop with your bare hands

touch poop with your bare hands

24%

8 votes
have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

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16%

4 votes
have permanent chicken pox

have permanent chicken pox

84%

21 votes
a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

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