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bounce around in all sorts of directions

bounce around in all sorts of directions

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follow angles that have been accurately protracted

follow angles that have been accurately protracted

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17%

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 bark up the wrong tree

bark up the wrong tree

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cheer up for now because the worst is still to come

cheer up for now because the worst is still to come

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touch my cheese

touch my cheese

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scramble my eggs

scramble my eggs

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 tinker with a bell

tinker with a bell

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bolt with some cutters

bolt with some cutters

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67%

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the gravity of the moon to slingshot the corpse of your deceased spouse into the burning flames of Sol

the gravity of the moon to slingshot the corpse of your deceased spouse into the burning flames of Sol

33%

8 votes
a more convenient incinerator that does not return your constitutional elements back into the Universe to form the building blocks of a future celestial body

a more convenient incinerator that does not return your constitutional elements back into the Universe to form the building blocks of a future celestial body

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asphyxiate on your own vomit

asphyxiate on your own vomit

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 fall asleep during breakfast and drown in a bowl of cerea

fall asleep during breakfast and drown in a bowl of cerea

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