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Joined: June 25, 2013

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24%

8 votes
use a basket filled with granola bars as self-defense against a hungry group of lemmings

use a basket filled with granola bars as self-defense against a hungry group of lemmings

76%

25 votes
just direct the first lemming to fall off the edge of a cliff and watch the others unthinkingly join the headlong rush towards destruction

just direct the first lemming to fall off the edge of a cliff and watch the others unthinkingly join the headlong rush towards destruction

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28%

16 votes
 into a situation where all signs point to death

into a situation where all signs point to death

72%

42 votes
into a situation where all signs point to you

into a situation where all signs point to you

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32%

8 votes
find out conclusively how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

find out conclusively how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

68%

17 votes
put an end to the whole mystery surrounding the circumstances which led to the chicken crossing the road

put an end to the whole mystery surrounding the circumstances which led to the chicken crossing the road

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25%

6 votes
your doctor walk into the room and ask you to remove your pants as he puts on a pair of latex gloves

your doctor walk into the room and ask you to remove your pants as he puts on a pair of latex gloves

75%

18 votes
walk into a room and ask your patient to remove his pants as you put on a pair of latex gloves

walk into a room and ask your patient to remove his pants as you put on a pair of latex gloves

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Joined: June 30, 2013

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19%

12 votes
sweat soy sauce

sweat soy sauce

81%

51 votes
throw up ice cream

throw up ice cream

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78%

25 votes
chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

22%

7 votes
eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

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64%

21 votes
live a decent life with AIDS for 20 years

live a decent life with AIDS for 20 years

36%

12 votes
live a decent life with 40 years but castrated

live a decent life with 40 years but castrated

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