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36%

58 votes
a swimsuit to the opera

a swimsuit to the opera

64%

103 votes
a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

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Guest - 1 year ago

I hate opera p.s. next one is from me but I still chose opera.

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Guest - 1 year ago

I hate clowns

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Guest - 1 year ago

share and tell everyone, theres going to be a clown purge the night before halloween. lock up and good luck, be safe everybody

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mustangsal44

Joined: June 25, 2013

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17%

5 votes
your panties in a bunch

your panties in a bunch

83%

25 votes
prefer to keep them separate

prefer to keep them separate

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Guest - 2 years ago

prefer to keep thme separte

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prefer to keep them separate

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Guest - 2 years ago

perfer to keep them separate

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47kings

Joined: June 25, 2013

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32%

10 votes
a vegetable

a vegetable

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Guest - 2 years ago

a vegetable

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a vegetable

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a vegetable

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This user has posted a total of 1-9 questions to the site. This user has posted a total of 10-99 questions to the site. This user has posted a minimum of 100 questions to the site. This user has posted a total of 0-49 comments. This user has posted a total of 50-249 comments. This user has posted a minimum of 250 comments. This user has shared/liked a total of 1-10 questions on facebook. This user has shared/liked a total of 11-49 questions on facebook. This user has shared/liked a minimum of 50 questions on facebook. This user has visited site for a minimum of 5 consecutive days. This user has visited site for a minimum of 15 consecutive days. This user has visited site for a minimum of 30 consecutive days. This user has posted a question which has more than 200 votes. This user has posted a question which is in the top 10 for the most votes. This user has posted a question which is in the top 10 for the most comments.

93%

254 votes
read Snookis warped mind

read Snooki's warped mind

7%

18 votes
eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

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Guest - 1 year ago

wtf...

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Guest - 2 years ago

first one i woudnt like the other one

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94%

31 votes
 a Kleenex that you found in a box

a Kleenex that you found in a box

6%

2 votes
a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

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Guest - 2 years ago

a kleenex that you found in a box

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Guest - 2 years ago

a kleenex that you found in a box

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Guest - 2 years ago

leave it

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take it

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honkeytonk

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34%

12 votes
a mobster

a mobster

66%

23 votes
a ganster

a ganster

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Guest - 2 years ago

a mobster

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a mobster

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