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Would you rather be called

32%

a vegetable

68%

a legume

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a vegetable

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a vegetable

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a vegetable

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Would you rather...

94%

read Snookis warped mind

read Snooki's warped mind

6%

eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

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wtf...

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first one i woudnt like the other one

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Would you rather be...

41%

responding to a job ad in the local classifieds for a dish washer at a local Olive Garden

responding to a job ad in the local classifieds for a dish washer at a local Olive Garden

59%

replying to a Craigslist ad for a new Pope in the Vatican

replying to a Craigslist ad for a new Pope in the Vatican

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replying dont know why

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replying to craglist ad for a new pope in the vactican

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Would you rather find out that Jesus...

20%

isnt coming back

isn't coming back

80%

have him call from Scientology headquarters

have him call from Scientology headquarters

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is,t coming back

bkradle

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Would you rather use

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a Kleenex that you found in a box

a Kleenex that you found in a box

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a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

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a kleenex that you found in a box

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a kleenex that you found in a box

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Would you rather

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take it

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leave it

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leave it

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take it

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Would you rather testify in court against

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a mobster

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a ganster

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a mobster

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a mobster

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