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Would you rather wear

36%

58 votes
a swimsuit to the opera

a swimsuit to the opera

64%

103 votes
a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

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Guest - 3 years ago

I hate opera p.s. next one is from me but I still chose opera.

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Guest - 3 years ago

I hate clowns

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Guest - 3 years ago

share and tell everyone, theres going to be a clown purge the night before halloween. lock up and good luck, be safe everybody

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Joined: June 25, 2013

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Would you rather have

17%

5 votes
your panties in a bunch

your panties in a bunch

83%

25 votes
prefer to keep them separate

prefer to keep them separate

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Guest - 4 years ago

prefer to keep thme separte

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prefer to keep them separate

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perfer to keep them separate

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Joined: June 25, 2013

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Would you rather be called

32%

10 votes
a vegetable

a vegetable

68%

21 votes
a legume

a legume

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Guest - 4 years ago

a vegetable

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a vegetable

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Guest - 4 years ago

a vegetable

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Would you rather...

93%

257 votes
read Snookis warped mind

read Snooki's warped mind

7%

18 votes
eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

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Guest - 3 years ago

wtf...

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Guest - 4 years ago

first one i woudnt like the other one

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Would you rather use

94%

31 votes
a Kleenex that you found in a box

a Kleenex that you found in a box

6%

2 votes
a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

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a kleenex that you found in a box

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a kleenex that you found in a box

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Would you rather

40%

14 votes
take it

take it

60%

21 votes
leave it

leave it

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leave it

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take it

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Would you rather testify in court against

34%

12 votes
a mobster

a mobster

66%

23 votes
a ganster

a ganster

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a mobster

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a mobster

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