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kitkat09

Joined: June 25, 2013

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87%

20 votes
your father is actually a woman

your father is actually a woman

13%

3 votes
your mother actually a man

your mother actually a man

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your father is actullay a woman

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your father is actually a woman

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47kings

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74%

17 votes
a boat propeller

a boat propeller

26%

6 votes
a blender

a blender

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a blender

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a blender

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hollywolly

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This user has posted a total of 1-9 questions to the site. This user has posted a total of 0-49 comments. This user has visited site for a minimum of 5 consecutive days. This user has posted a total of 10-99 questions to the site. This user has posted a question which is in the top 10 for the most comments.

14%

23 votes
the White House attacked by North Korean terrorist Jon Kim Il

the White House attacked by North Korean terrorist Jon Kim Il

86%

142 votes
a White House maid being attacked by a grumpy Michele Obama because shes sleeping with the president

a White House maid being attacked by a grumpy Michele Obama because she's sleeping with the president

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Guest - 7 months ago

Well I\'m a girl so...

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mustangsal44

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97%

73 votes
organic vegetables grown in a cemetery

organic vegetables grown in a cemetery

3%

2 votes
fungus off the feet of somebody who is still alive

fungus off the feet of somebody who is still alive

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mustangsal44

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67%

16 votes
have your testicles surgically removed

have your testicles surgically removed

33%

8 votes
surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

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Guest - 1 year ago

I am a girl therefore ,I don\'t have testicles, so if I pick \"have your testicles removed\" am I safe?

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mustangsal44

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94%

33 votes
an inflated balloon

an inflated balloon

6%

2 votes
a deflated balloon

a deflated balloon

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an inflated balloon

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bkradle

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43%

15 votes
 lose a pair of socks

lose a pair of socks

57%

20 votes
only lose one sock in the off-chance you can pair-it-up with another pair of socks that you lost only one of

only lose one sock in the off-chance you can pair-it-up with another pair of socks that you lost only one of

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Guest - 2 years ago

lose a pair of socks

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Maybe no Everyone should get the vote.

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