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honkeytonk

Joined: June 25, 2013

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91%

32 votes
as cool as the other side of the pillow

as cool as the other side of the pillow

9%

3 votes
 as mad as a wet hen

as mad as a wet hen

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as cool as the other side of the pillow

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honkeytonk

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74%

26 votes
put on an itchy sweater

put on an itchy sweater

26%

9 votes
start everyday from scratch

start everyday from scratch

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put on an itchy sweater

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honkeytonk

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74%

26 votes
slap a trout

slap a trout

26%

9 votes
whack a monkey

whack a monkey

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slap a trouy

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47kings

Joined: June 25, 2013

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21%

6 votes
grab the bull by the horns

grab the bull by the horns

79%

22 votes
 be at a loss for words, but at a safe distance from any bull in the vicinity

be at a loss for words, but at a safe distance from any bull in the vicinity

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To grab a bull by the horns is a metaphor that means to take life head on without backing down from a challenge.

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jessierhowler

Joined: June 30, 2013

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46%

13 votes
eat poop that taste like skittles

eat poop that taste like skittles

54%

15 votes
eat boogers that taste like popsicles

eat boogers that taste like popsicles

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eat poop that taste like skittles

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bbgrace

Joined: June 30, 2013

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12%

3 votes
go down on a 78 year old

go down on a 78 year old

88%

23 votes
have a 78 year old go down on you

have a 78 year old go down on you

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go down a 78 year ols

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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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34%

13 votes
poop without being able to wipe at all

poop without being able to wipe at all

66%

25 votes
not being able to poop for 7 straight days

not being able to poop for 7 straight days

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not bineg able to poop for 7 straigth days

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Maybe no Everyone should get the vote.

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