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former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

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Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

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the only Elvis impersonator in Delight Arkansas

the only Elvis impersonator in Delight Arkansas

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one of the hundred street Elvi in Las Vegas

one of the hundred street Elvi in Las Vegas

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your background checked

your background checked

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your foreground checked

your foreground checked

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an extra in Gone With The Wind

an extra in Gone With The Wind

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a featured player in Godzilla Meets the 3 Stooges

a featured player in Godzilla Meets the 3 Stooges

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copulate a turkey

copulate a turkey

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count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

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with an origami bird

with an origami bird

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 play-dough horse

play-dough horse

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The dumbass criminals family photo album

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Maybe no Everyone should get the vote.

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