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79%

19 votes
listen to a sound you cannot hear

listen to a sound you cannot hear

21%

5 votes
hear a sound you cannot listen to

hear a sound you cannot listen to

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72%

42 votes
a pine cone in a pine tree

a pine cone in a pine tree

28%

16 votes
a plum in a plum tree

a plum in a plum tree

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25%

6 votes
slicker than greased weasel shit on a door knob

slicker than greased weasel shit on a door knob

75%

18 votes
finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sanded

finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sanded

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73%

22 votes
quit crying

quit crying

27%

8 votes
be given something to cry about

be given something to cry about

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86%

24 votes
bake a potato but have no sour cream to go with it

bake a potato but have no sour cream to go with it

14%

4 votes
have lots of sour cream but no potato to bake

have lots of sour cream but no potato to bake

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71%

25 votes
find cheap car insurance and therefore reduce your premiums compared to previous years

find cheap car insurance and therefore reduce your premiums compared to previous years

29%

10 votes
win a lottery for the exact amount your car insurance will cost assuming the reduced rate is not available in this alternate reality

win a lottery for the exact amount your car insurance will cost assuming the reduced rate is not available in this alternate reality

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18%

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be in a state of discombobulation

be in a state of discombobulation

82%

27 votes
wear a pair of rather groovy pants

wear a pair of rather groovy pants

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