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honkeytonk

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25%

7 votes
lick an anvil that crushed a cake

lick an anvil that crushed a cake

75%

21 votes
own the anvil that may or may not have been responsible for crushing Wile E. Coyote on several occasions

own the anvil that may or may not have been responsible for crushing Wile E. Coyote on several occasions

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21%

8 votes
depressed about life, the universe and everything

depressed about life, the universe and everything

79%

30 votes
look like a duck, quack like a duck, but not be a duck

look like a duck, quack like a duck, but not be a duck

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32%

11 votes
a hill of beans

a hill of beans

68%

23 votes
a mountain stuffed with peas

a mountain stuffed with peas

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78%

18 votes
sixteen small animals chew-off all your appendages

sixteen small animals chew-off all your appendages

22%

5 votes
one enormous centipede protrude from one of your ears with no possibility of removal

one enormous centipede protrude from one of your ears with no possibility of removal

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47kings

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39%

9 votes
wear an affordable tin foil hat to block out alien signals from reaching your brain

wear an affordable tin foil hat to block out alien signals from reaching your brain

61%

14 votes
use an aluminum bowl that studies have show to be more effective but significantly less fashionable

use an aluminum bowl that studies have show to be more effective but significantly less fashionable

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58%

22 votes
the ball used in a game of pinball

the ball used in a game of pinball

42%

16 votes
one of the balls used in a game of hungry hungry hippos

one of the balls used in a game of hungry hungry hippos

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71%

17 votes
 ride-off into the sunset with the love of your life with no sunscreen to protect against the UV rays and no map to guide whereabouts you might be heading

ride-off into the sunset with the love of your life with no sunscreen to protect against the UV rays and no map to guide whereabouts you might be heading

29%

7 votes
eat 797 burritos from taco bell

eat 797 burritos from taco bell

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