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honkeytonk

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86%

24 votes
bake a potato but have no sour cream to go with it

bake a potato but have no sour cream to go with it

14%

4 votes
have lots of sour cream but no potato to bake

have lots of sour cream but no potato to bake

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honkeytonk

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25%

7 votes
lick an anvil that crushed a cake

lick an anvil that crushed a cake

75%

21 votes
own the anvil that may or may not have been responsible for crushing Wile E. Coyote on several occasions

own the anvil that may or may not have been responsible for crushing Wile E. Coyote on several occasions

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47kings

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21%

6 votes
grab the bull by the horns

grab the bull by the horns

79%

22 votes
 be at a loss for words, but at a safe distance from any bull in the vicinity

be at a loss for words, but at a safe distance from any bull in the vicinity

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To grab a bull by the horns is a metaphor that means to take life head on without backing down from a challenge.

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79%

22 votes
 tinker with a bell

tinker with a bell

21%

6 votes
bolt with some cutters

bolt with some cutters

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jessierhowler

Joined: June 30, 2013

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46%

13 votes
eat poop that taste like skittles

eat poop that taste like skittles

54%

15 votes
eat boogers that taste like popsicles

eat boogers that taste like popsicles

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eat poop that taste like skittles

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chubalub

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15%

4 votes
have permanent bad breath

have permanent bad breath

85%

23 votes
suffer from excessive sweating especially in the armpits

suffer from excessive sweating especially in the armpits

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jentang

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23%

6 votes
asphyxiate on your own vomit

asphyxiate on your own vomit

77%

20 votes
 fall asleep during breakfast and drown in a bowl of cerea

fall asleep during breakfast and drown in a bowl of cerea

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