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jentang

Joined: June 25, 2013

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32%

8 votes
find out conclusively how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

find out conclusively how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

68%

17 votes
put an end to the whole mystery surrounding the circumstances which led to the chicken crossing the road

put an end to the whole mystery surrounding the circumstances which led to the chicken crossing the road

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bbgrace

Joined: June 30, 2013

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12%

3 votes
go down on a 78 year old

go down on a 78 year old

88%

22 votes
have a 78 year old go down on you

have a 78 year old go down on you

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go down a 78 year ols

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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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36%

9 votes
suffer torture and rape but be left alive

suffer torture and rape but be left alive

64%

16 votes
be killed instantly with a shot to the head

be killed instantly with a shot to the head

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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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72%

18 votes
suffer from premature ejaculation

suffer from premature ejaculation

28%

7 votes
have huge embarrassing man boobs

have huge embarrassing man boobs

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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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76%

19 votes
finger Snooki and then rub your finger all over your face and nose

finger Snooki and then rub your finger all over your face and nose

24%

6 votes
be fingered by Snooki

be fingered by Snooki

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mustangsal44

Joined: June 25, 2013

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58%

14 votes
copulate a turkey

copulate a turkey

42%

10 votes
count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

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mustangsal44

Joined: June 25, 2013

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67%

16 votes
have your testicles surgically removed

have your testicles surgically removed

33%

8 votes
surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

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Guest - 1 year ago

I am a girl therefore ,I don\'t have testicles, so if I pick \"have your testicles removed\" am I safe?

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