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jentang

Joined: June 25, 2013

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35%

9 votes
find out conclusively how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

find out conclusively how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

65%

17 votes
put an end to the whole mystery surrounding the circumstances which led to the chicken crossing the road

put an end to the whole mystery surrounding the circumstances which led to the chicken crossing the road

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bbgrace

Joined: June 30, 2013

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12%

3 votes
go down on a 78 year old

go down on a 78 year old

88%

23 votes
have a 78 year old go down on you

have a 78 year old go down on you

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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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35%

9 votes
suffer torture and rape but be left alive

suffer torture and rape but be left alive

65%

17 votes
be killed instantly with a shot to the head

be killed instantly with a shot to the head

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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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73%

19 votes
suffer from premature ejaculation

suffer from premature ejaculation

27%

7 votes
have huge embarrassing man boobs

have huge embarrassing man boobs

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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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77%

20 votes
finger Snooki and then rub your finger all over your face and nose

finger Snooki and then rub your finger all over your face and nose

23%

6 votes
be fingered by Snooki

be fingered by Snooki

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jentang

Joined: June 25, 2013

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24%

6 votes
your doctor walk into the room and ask you to remove your pants as he puts on a pair of latex gloves

your doctor walk into the room and ask you to remove your pants as he puts on a pair of latex gloves

76%

19 votes
walk into a room and ask your patient to remove his pants as you put on a pair of latex gloves

walk into a room and ask your patient to remove his pants as you put on a pair of latex gloves

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jessierhowler

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12%

3 votes
die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

88%

22 votes
sitting in the back seat

sitting in the back seat

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