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56%

14 votes
copulate a turkey

copulate a turkey

44%

11 votes
count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

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24%

6 votes
your doctor walk into the room and ask you to remove your pants as he puts on a pair of latex gloves

your doctor walk into the room and ask you to remove your pants as he puts on a pair of latex gloves

76%

19 votes
walk into a room and ask your patient to remove his pants as you put on a pair of latex gloves

walk into a room and ask your patient to remove his pants as you put on a pair of latex gloves

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Joined: June 30, 2013

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16%

4 votes
have permanent chicken pox

have permanent chicken pox

84%

21 votes
a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

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67%

16 votes
have your testicles surgically removed

have your testicles surgically removed

33%

8 votes
surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

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Guest - 2 years ago

I am a girl therefore ,I don\'t have testicles, so if I pick \"have your testicles removed\" am I safe?

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100%

24 votes
find yourself in bed with a platypus and have no recollection of what happened

find yourself in bed with a platypus and have no recollection of what happened

0%

0 votes
fornicate a toad

fornicate a toad

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13%

3 votes
have a discussion about thermodynamics

have a discussion about thermodynamics

88%

21 votes
imagine dancing on lily-pads in a cloud of magic fairy dust

imagine dancing on lily-pads in a cloud of magic fairy dust

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79%

19 votes
listen to a sound you cannot hear

listen to a sound you cannot hear

21%

5 votes
hear a sound you cannot listen to

hear a sound you cannot listen to

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