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the gravity of the moon to slingshot the corpse of your deceased spouse into the burning flames of Sol

the gravity of the moon to slingshot the corpse of your deceased spouse into the burning flames of Sol

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a more convenient incinerator that does not return your constitutional elements back into the Universe to form the building blocks of a future celestial body

a more convenient incinerator that does not return your constitutional elements back into the Universe to form the building blocks of a future celestial body

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your doctor walk into the room and ask you to remove your pants as he puts on a pair of latex gloves

your doctor walk into the room and ask you to remove your pants as he puts on a pair of latex gloves

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walk into a room and ask your patient to remove his pants as you put on a pair of latex gloves

walk into a room and ask your patient to remove his pants as you put on a pair of latex gloves

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13%

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die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

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sitting in the back seat

sitting in the back seat

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79%

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be an English woman in the early 1900s with loads of money who needs to find a husband to prevent losing her money

be an English woman in the early 1900s with loads of money who needs to find a husband to prevent losing her money

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a black woman in the U.S. fighting for her rights in the 60s

a black woman in the U.S. fighting for her rights in the 60s

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have permanent chicken pox

have permanent chicken pox

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a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

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former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

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Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

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sixteen small animals chew-off all your appendages

sixteen small animals chew-off all your appendages

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one enormous centipede protrude from one of your ears with no possibility of removal

one enormous centipede protrude from one of your ears with no possibility of removal

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