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slicker than greased weasel shit on a door knob

slicker than greased weasel shit on a door knob

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18 votes
finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sanded

finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sanded

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 ride-off into the sunset with the love of your life with no sunscreen to protect against the UV rays and no map to guide whereabouts you might be heading

ride-off into the sunset with the love of your life with no sunscreen to protect against the UV rays and no map to guide whereabouts you might be heading

29%

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eat 797 burritos from taco bell

eat 797 burritos from taco bell

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17%

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 bark up the wrong tree

bark up the wrong tree

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cheer up for now because the worst is still to come

cheer up for now because the worst is still to come

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18 votes
touch my cheese

touch my cheese

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scramble my eggs

scramble my eggs

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67%

16 votes
the gravity of the moon to slingshot the corpse of your deceased spouse into the burning flames of Sol

the gravity of the moon to slingshot the corpse of your deceased spouse into the burning flames of Sol

33%

8 votes
a more convenient incinerator that does not return your constitutional elements back into the Universe to form the building blocks of a future celestial body

a more convenient incinerator that does not return your constitutional elements back into the Universe to form the building blocks of a future celestial body

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former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

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Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

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sixteen small animals chew-off all your appendages

sixteen small animals chew-off all your appendages

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5 votes
one enormous centipede protrude from one of your ears with no possibility of removal

one enormous centipede protrude from one of your ears with no possibility of removal

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