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661 votes
a heroic scar

a heroic scar

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a tattoo

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a tattoo

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a tattoo

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scar

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scar

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tatoo

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a heroic scar

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a heroic scar

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24%

72 votes
milk the cow

milk the cow

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227 votes
drink the milk

drink the milk

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I hate milk (not chocolate)

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drink the milk

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drink milk

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drink the milk

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89%

256 votes
a well fed goldfish fish in a comfy bowl

a well fed goldfish fish in a comfy bowl

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32 votes
one of a hundred Koi swimming in Donald Trump’s Ornamental Pond

one of a hundred Koi swimming in Donald Trump’s Ornamental Pond

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Boo Trump

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fish it woudnt be that bad

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fish it would be better

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93%

254 votes
read Snookis warped mind

read Snooki's warped mind

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18 votes
eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

eat a pair of goat testicles (looks like someone already chose to chow down on the right nut)

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wtf...

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first one i woudnt like the other one

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49 votes
isnt coming back

isn't coming back

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203 votes
have him call from Scientology headquarters

have him call from Scientology headquarters

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1

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is,t coming back

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14%

23 votes
the White House attacked by North Korean terrorist Jon Kim Il

the White House attacked by North Korean terrorist Jon Kim Il

86%

143 votes
a White House maid being attacked by a grumpy Michele Obama because shes sleeping with the president

a White House maid being attacked by a grumpy Michele Obama because she's sleeping with the president

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Well I\'m a girl so...

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36%

58 votes
a swimsuit to the opera

a swimsuit to the opera

64%

103 votes
a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

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Guest - 8 months ago

I hate opera p.s. next one is from me but I still chose opera.

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I hate clowns

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share and tell everyone, theres going to be a clown purge the night before halloween. lock up and good luck, be safe everybody

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