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an extra in Gone With The Wind

an extra in Gone With The Wind

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a featured player in Godzilla Meets the 3 Stooges

a featured player in Godzilla Meets the 3 Stooges

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actual cakes that have been crushed into pancakes by an anvil which while a little messy, have a higher density and therefore better bang for your buck

actual cakes that have been crushed into pancakes by an anvil which while a little messy, have a higher density and therefore better bang for your buck

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pancakes

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pancakes

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pancakes

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pancakes

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organic vegetables grown in a cemetery

organic vegetables grown in a cemetery

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fungus off the feet of somebody who is still alive

fungus off the feet of somebody who is still alive

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bounce around in all sorts of directions

bounce around in all sorts of directions

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follow angles that have been accurately protracted

follow angles that have been accurately protracted

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live with a chip on your shoulder

live with a chip on your shoulder

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popcorn under your elbow

popcorn under your elbow

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live with a chip on your shoulder

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live with a chip on shoulder

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live with a chip on shoulfer

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live with a chip on your shoulder

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live with ac hip on your shoulder

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To live with a chip on your shoulder is a metaphor for to live with something that you now regret doing in the past for the rest of your life.

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sweat soy sauce

sweat soy sauce

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throw up ice cream

throw up ice cream

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