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mustangsal44

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94%

33 votes
an inflated balloon

an inflated balloon

6%

2 votes
a deflated balloon

a deflated balloon

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an inflated balloon

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bkradle

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leave it

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take it

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bkradle

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43%

15 votes
 lose a pair of socks

lose a pair of socks

57%

20 votes
only lose one sock in the off-chance you can pair-it-up with another pair of socks that you lost only one of

only lose one sock in the off-chance you can pair-it-up with another pair of socks that you lost only one of

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lose a pair of socks

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honkeytonk

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91%

32 votes
as cool as the other side of the pillow

as cool as the other side of the pillow

9%

3 votes
 as mad as a wet hen

as mad as a wet hen

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as cool as the other side of the pillow

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honkeytonk

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74%

26 votes
put on an itchy sweater

put on an itchy sweater

26%

9 votes
start everyday from scratch

start everyday from scratch

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put on an itchy sweater

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honkeytonk

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34%

12 votes
a mobster

a mobster

66%

23 votes
a ganster

a ganster

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a mobster

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a mobster

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honkeytonk

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71%

25 votes
find cheap car insurance and therefore reduce your premiums compared to previous years

find cheap car insurance and therefore reduce your premiums compared to previous years

29%

10 votes
win a lottery for the exact amount your car insurance will cost assuming the reduced rate is not available in this alternate reality

win a lottery for the exact amount your car insurance will cost assuming the reduced rate is not available in this alternate reality

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