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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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57%

20 votes
be paralyzed from the waist down

be paralyzed from the waist down

43%

15 votes
have half of your face paralyzed permanently

have half of your face paralyzed permanently

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kitkat09

Joined: June 25, 2013

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32%

11 votes
a hill of beans

a hill of beans

68%

23 votes
a mountain stuffed with peas

a mountain stuffed with peas

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bkradle

Joined: June 25, 2013

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94%

31 votes
 a Kleenex that you found in a box

a Kleenex that you found in a box

6%

2 votes
a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

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a kleenex that you found in a box

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honkeytonk

Joined: June 25, 2013

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18%

6 votes
be in a state of discombobulation

be in a state of discombobulation

82%

27 votes
wear a pair of rather groovy pants

wear a pair of rather groovy pants

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jentang

Joined: June 25, 2013

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24%

8 votes
use a basket filled with granola bars as self-defense against a hungry group of lemmings

use a basket filled with granola bars as self-defense against a hungry group of lemmings

76%

25 votes
just direct the first lemming to fall off the edge of a cliff and watch the others unthinkingly join the headlong rush towards destruction

just direct the first lemming to fall off the edge of a cliff and watch the others unthinkingly join the headlong rush towards destruction

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jessierhowler

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64%

21 votes
live a decent life with AIDS for 20 years

live a decent life with AIDS for 20 years

36%

12 votes
live a decent life with 40 years but castrated

live a decent life with 40 years but castrated

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78%

25 votes
chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

22%

7 votes
eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

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