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bbgrace

Joined: June 30, 2013

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78%

25 votes
touch poop with your bare hands

touch poop with your bare hands

22%

7 votes
have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

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47kings

Joined: June 25, 2013

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32%

10 votes
a vegetable

a vegetable

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a vegetable

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a vegetable

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a vegetable

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mustangsal44

Joined: June 25, 2013

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17%

5 votes
your panties in a bunch

your panties in a bunch

83%

25 votes
prefer to keep them separate

prefer to keep them separate

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prefer to keep thme separte

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prefer to keep them separate

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perfer to keep them separate

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mustangsal44

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27%

8 votes
be responsible for conjoining two fish together in a genetic experiment designed to determine if two heads are better than one

be responsible for conjoining two fish together in a genetic experiment designed to determine if two heads are better than one

73%

22 votes
go snorkeling

go snorkeling

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mustangsal44

Joined: June 25, 2013

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33%

10 votes
wait a minute

wait a minute

67%

20 votes
sixty seconds

sixty seconds

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A minute IS sixty seconds....

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the pepole who anserd sixty seconds is a moron becuse sixty second equals to one minute jackass

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wait a minute

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Theey\'re the same

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wait a minute

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honkeytonk

Joined: June 25, 2013

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73%

22 votes
quit crying

quit crying

27%

8 votes
be given something to cry about

be given something to cry about

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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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70%

21 votes
be a hermaphrodite

be a hermaphrodite

30%

9 votes
be asexual with no genitals whatsoever like the hammerhead shark

be asexual with no genitals whatsoever like the hammerhead shark

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