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bbgrace

Joined: June 30, 2013

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76%

25 votes
touch poop with your bare hands

touch poop with your bare hands

24%

8 votes
have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

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honkeytonk

Joined: June 25, 2013

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74%

23 votes
quit crying

quit crying

26%

8 votes
be given something to cry about

be given something to cry about

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47kings

Joined: June 25, 2013

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32%

10 votes
a vegetable

a vegetable

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a vegetable

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a vegetable

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a vegetable

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chubalub

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19%

6 votes
be a midget and have average height children

be a midget and have average height children

81%

25 votes
be an average height person and have children who are midgets

be an average height person and have children who are midgets

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chubalub

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71%

22 votes
touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

29%

9 votes
have your great-aunt touch you down low

have your great-aunt touch you down low

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chubalub

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65%

20 votes
drown in the great Lake Michigan during winter

drown in the great Lake Michigan during winter

35%

11 votes
die slowly in a fire

die slowly in a fire

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71%

22 votes
be a hermaphrodite

be a hermaphrodite

29%

9 votes
be asexual with no genitals whatsoever like the hammerhead shark

be asexual with no genitals whatsoever like the hammerhead shark

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