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Would you rather

21%

6 votes
have sex with a pig

have sex with a pig

79%

23 votes
no sex for an entire year

no sex for an entire year

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Would you rather

76%

22 votes
not be able to cry due to a medical condition

not be able to cry due to a medical condition

24%

7 votes
cry without consolation any time of day with no particular trigger

cry without consolation any time of day with no particular trigger

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Would you rather

21%

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be a midget and have average height children

be a midget and have average height children

79%

23 votes
be an average height person and have children who are midgets

be an average height person and have children who are midgets

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Would you rather

69%

20 votes
touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

31%

9 votes
have your great-aunt touch you down low

have your great-aunt touch you down low

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Would you rather

66%

19 votes
drown in the great Lake Michigan during winter

drown in the great Lake Michigan during winter

34%

10 votes
die slowly in a fire

die slowly in a fire

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69%

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wake up one morning with a $100 dollar bill and a thank you note without remembering what happened

wake up one morning with a $100 dollar bill and a thank you note without remembering what happened

31%

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have sex with a tranny

have sex with a tranny

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Joined: June 25, 2013

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Would you rather

82%

23 votes
watch a snail race

watch a snail race

18%

5 votes
race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

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