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chubalub

Joined: June 30, 2013

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Would you rather

68%

wake up one morning with a $100 dollar bill and a thank you note without remembering what happened

wake up one morning with a $100 dollar bill and a thank you note without remembering what happened

32%

have sex with a tranny

have sex with a tranny

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mustangsal44

Joined: June 25, 2013

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Would you rather have

17%

your panties in a bunch

your panties in a bunch

83%

prefer to keep them separate

prefer to keep them separate

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Guest - 3 years ago

prefer to keep thme separte

Guest - 4 years ago

prefer to keep them separate

Guest - 4 years ago

perfer to keep them separate

mustangsal44

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Would you rather

27%

be responsible for conjoining two fish together in a genetic experiment designed to determine if two heads are better than one

be responsible for conjoining two fish together in a genetic experiment designed to determine if two heads are better than one

73%

go snorkeling

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mustangsal44

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Would you rather

33%

wait a minute

67%

sixty seconds

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Guest - 3 years ago

A minute IS sixty seconds....

Guest - 3 years ago

the pepole who anserd sixty seconds is a moron becuse sixty second equals to one minute jackass

Guest - 3 years ago

wait a minute

Guest - 3 years ago

Theey\'re the same

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wait a minute

bbgrace

Joined: June 30, 2013

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Would you rather

20%

have sex with a pig

have sex with a pig

80%

no sex for an entire year

no sex for an entire year

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bbgrace

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Would you rather

77%

not be able to cry due to a medical condition

not be able to cry due to a medical condition

23%

cry without consolation any time of day with no particular trigger

cry without consolation any time of day with no particular trigger

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bkradle

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Would you rather

82%

watch a snail race

watch a snail race

18%

race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

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