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Would you rather

68%

21 votes
wake up one morning with a $100 dollar bill and a thank you note without remembering what happened

wake up one morning with a $100 dollar bill and a thank you note without remembering what happened

32%

10 votes
have sex with a tranny

have sex with a tranny

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Joined: June 25, 2013

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Would you rather have

17%

5 votes
your panties in a bunch

your panties in a bunch

83%

25 votes
prefer to keep them separate

prefer to keep them separate

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prefer to keep thme separte

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prefer to keep them separate

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perfer to keep them separate

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Would you rather

27%

8 votes
be responsible for conjoining two fish together in a genetic experiment designed to determine if two heads are better than one

be responsible for conjoining two fish together in a genetic experiment designed to determine if two heads are better than one

73%

22 votes
go snorkeling

go snorkeling

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Would you rather

33%

10 votes
wait a minute

wait a minute

67%

20 votes
sixty seconds

sixty seconds

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A minute IS sixty seconds....

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the pepole who anserd sixty seconds is a moron becuse sixty second equals to one minute jackass

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wait a minute

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Guest - 5 years ago

Theey\'re the same

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wait a minute

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Would you rather

20%

6 votes
have sex with a pig

have sex with a pig

80%

24 votes
no sex for an entire year

no sex for an entire year

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Would you rather

77%

23 votes
not be able to cry due to a medical condition

not be able to cry due to a medical condition

23%

7 votes
cry without consolation any time of day with no particular trigger

cry without consolation any time of day with no particular trigger

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Would you rather

82%

23 votes
watch a snail race

watch a snail race

18%

5 votes
race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

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