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sweat soy sauce

sweat soy sauce

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throw up ice cream

throw up ice cream

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eat poop that taste like skittles

eat poop that taste like skittles

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eat boogers that taste like popsicles

eat boogers that taste like popsicles

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eat poop that taste like skittles

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chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

chug a fifth of Jack Daniels under a minute

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eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

eat 25 jalapenos under 4 minutes

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live a decent life with AIDS for 20 years

live a decent life with AIDS for 20 years

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live a decent life with 40 years but castrated

live a decent life with 40 years but castrated

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die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

die in plane crash sitting in the front seat

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sitting in the back seat

sitting in the back seat

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be an English woman in the early 1900s with loads of money who needs to find a husband to prevent losing her money

be an English woman in the early 1900s with loads of money who needs to find a husband to prevent losing her money

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a black woman in the U.S. fighting for her rights in the 60s

a black woman in the U.S. fighting for her rights in the 60s

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touch poop with your bare hands

touch poop with your bare hands

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have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

have a homeless guy stick his thumb up your anus

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