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Would you rather

39%

9 votes
wear an affordable tin foil hat to block out alien signals from reaching your brain

wear an affordable tin foil hat to block out alien signals from reaching your brain

61%

14 votes
use an aluminum bowl that studies have show to be more effective but significantly less fashionable

use an aluminum bowl that studies have show to be more effective but significantly less fashionable

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Would you rather be

58%

22 votes
the ball used in a game of pinball

the ball used in a game of pinball

42%

16 votes
one of the balls used in a game of hungry hungry hippos

one of the balls used in a game of hungry hungry hippos

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Would you rather be called

32%

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a vegetable

a vegetable

68%

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a legume

a legume

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ride-off into the sunset with the love of your life with no sunscreen to protect against the UV rays and no map to guide whereabouts you might be heading

ride-off into the sunset with the love of your life with no sunscreen to protect against the UV rays and no map to guide whereabouts you might be heading

29%

7 votes
eat 797 burritos from taco bell

eat 797 burritos from taco bell

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75%

56 votes
bounce around in all sorts of directions

bounce around in all sorts of directions

25%

19 votes
follow angles that have been accurately protracted

follow angles that have been accurately protracted

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17%

4 votes
bark up the wrong tree

bark up the wrong tree

83%

20 votes
cheer up for now because the worst is still to come

cheer up for now because the worst is still to come

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75%

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touch my cheese

touch my cheese

25%

6 votes
scramble my eggs

scramble my eggs

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The dumbass criminals family photo album

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