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Would you rather have...

39%

15 votes
your background checked

your background checked

61%

23 votes
your foreground checked

your foreground checked

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Would you rather be...

14%

23 votes
the White House attacked by North Korean terrorist Jon Kim Il

the White House attacked by North Korean terrorist Jon Kim Il

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144 votes
a White House maid being attacked by a grumpy Michele Obama because shes sleeping with the president

a White House maid being attacked by a grumpy Michele Obama because she's sleeping with the president

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Well I\'m a girl so...

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Would you rather ban

42%

687 votes
guns, bullets, and weapon’s clips

guns, bullets, and weapon’s clips

58%

940 votes
fat people from your nude beach

fat people from your nude beach

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Fats.😈

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Fat nude people

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both

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guns bullets and wdepaon clips

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guns bullets and wepaons clops

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guns bullet weapons

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WELL IM FAT AND 13 but if a zombie apocolips ever happens and u dont have weapons i mean come on... -_-

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guns cause its dangerous

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fat pepole from your nude beanch

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fat pepole fromy uor ude beanch

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non

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fat person

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Would you rather wear

36%

58 votes
a swimsuit to the opera

a swimsuit to the opera

64%

103 votes
a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

a clown suit to the next Presidential Inauguration

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Guest - 4 years ago

I hate opera p.s. next one is from me but I still chose opera.

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I hate clowns

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share and tell everyone, theres going to be a clown purge the night before halloween. lock up and good luck, be safe everybody

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Would you rather jump

14%

196 votes
from the top of the Trump Tower to escape a fire

from the top of the Trump Tower to escape a fire

86%

1156 votes
the Brooklyn Bridge to escape a rampaging Godzilla

the Brooklyn Bridge to escape a rampaging Godzilla

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Brooklyn Bridge TO ESCAME FREAKING GODZILLA

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escape rampaging godzilla it looks dangerous

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from the top of the trump power to escape a fire

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Would you rather

80%

28 votes
the only Elvis impersonator in Delight Arkansas

the only Elvis impersonator in Delight Arkansas

20%

7 votes
one of the hundred street Elvi in Las Vegas

one of the hundred street Elvi in Las Vegas

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Would you rather have...

24%

213 votes
a tattoo

a tattoo

76%

674 votes
a heroic scar

a heroic scar

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a tattoo

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a tattoo

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a tattoo

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scar

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scar

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tatoo

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a heroic scar

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a heroic scar

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