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Would you rather be...

77%

677 votes
a beached whale

a beached whale

23%

202 votes
a fat celebrity in a bikini on the cover of World Magazine

a fat celebrity in a bikini on the cover of World Magazine

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Guest - 1 year ago

I LOVE WAHLES

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Guest - 2 years ago

whale it would be fun

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Guest - 2 years ago

a beached whale

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Guest - 2 years ago

their the same thing

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Would you rather be...

9%

2 votes
former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

former Congressman Weiner getting a nasty response from a nasty email

91%

21 votes
Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

Congress Weiner trying to become mayor of New York City

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Would you rather...

10%

96 votes
Dick Chaney hiding from the press before addressing his party on important issues

Dick Chaney hiding from the press before addressing his party on important issues

90%

881 votes
Barack Obama hiding from Michele before chowing down on some KFC

Barack Obama hiding from Michele before chowing down on some KFC

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Guest - 1 year ago

The one were it said don\'t think about now I get what\'s he saying

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Guest - 2 years ago

2 one

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barack obmam hiding from michelle before chwing down on some kfc

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2

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Would you rather...

24%

72 votes
milk the cow

milk the cow

76%

227 votes
drink the milk

drink the milk

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Guest - 7 months ago

I hate milk (not chocolate)

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Guest - 1 year ago

drink the milk

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Guest - 2 years ago

drink milk

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Guest - 2 years ago

drink the milk

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Would you rather be...

89%

256 votes
a well fed goldfish fish in a comfy bowl

a well fed goldfish fish in a comfy bowl

11%

32 votes
one of a hundred Koi swimming in Donald Trump’s Ornamental Pond

one of a hundred Koi swimming in Donald Trump’s Ornamental Pond

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Guest - 7 months ago

Boo Trump

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Guest - 2 years ago

fish it woudnt be that bad

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Guest - 2 years ago

fish it would be better

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Would you rather...

83%

1374 votes
drink wine with Jesus

drink wine with Jesus

17%

275 votes
drop acid with Timothy Leary

drop acid with Timothy Leary

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Guest - 3 months ago

the first 1 is SOOOO FREKEN BAD

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Guest - 7 months ago

drink wine with jesus

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Guest - 1 year ago

Drop acid boi

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Guest - 1 year ago

okey people these days are stupid why would Jesus drink i mean thats just so stupid now these days

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Guest - 1 year ago

drink wine with jesus

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Guest - 1 year ago

drink wie with jesus

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Guest - 2 years ago

im not at a legal drinking age but i still picked jesus because... well idk 0_0

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Guest - 2 years ago

drop acid it would be cool lol lol

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Guest - 2 years ago

drop acid with timothy leary

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Guest - 2 years ago

drink i mean it jesus

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Guest - 2 years ago

drink wine it jesus

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how

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it\'s jesus

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Guest - 2 years ago

I mean... it\'s Jesus.

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Would you rather find out that Jesus...

19%

49 votes
isnt coming back

isn't coming back

81%

203 votes
have him call from Scientology headquarters

have him call from Scientology headquarters

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1

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is,t coming back

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