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Would you rather

20%

6 votes
have sex with a pig

have sex with a pig

80%

24 votes
no sex for an entire year

no sex for an entire year

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Would you rather

16%

4 votes
have permanent chicken pox

have permanent chicken pox

84%

21 votes
a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

a deformed leg that makes you walk with a limp

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Would you rather

77%

23 votes
not be able to cry due to a medical condition

not be able to cry due to a medical condition

23%

7 votes
cry without consolation any time of day with no particular trigger

cry without consolation any time of day with no particular trigger

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Would you rather

12%

3 votes
go down on a 78 year old

go down on a 78 year old

88%

23 votes
have a 78 year old go down on you

have a 78 year old go down on you

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Would you rather

46%

17 votes
have your mind slip away slowly due to Alzheimer

have your mind slip away slowly due to Alzheimer

54%

20 votes
have your health slip away due to cancer

have your health slip away due to cancer

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Would you rather

57%

21 votes
be paralyzed from the waist down

be paralyzed from the waist down

43%

16 votes
have half of your face paralyzed permanently

have half of your face paralyzed permanently

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Would you rather

19%

6 votes
be a midget and have average height children

be a midget and have average height children

81%

25 votes
be an average height person and have children who are midgets

be an average height person and have children who are midgets

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