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70%

21 votes
touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

touch the boobs of your old great-aunt

30%

9 votes
have your great-aunt touch you down low

have your great-aunt touch you down low

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63%

19 votes
drown in the great Lake Michigan during winter

drown in the great Lake Michigan during winter

37%

11 votes
die slowly in a fire

die slowly in a fire

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34%

13 votes
poop without being able to wipe at all

poop without being able to wipe at all

66%

25 votes
not being able to poop for 7 straight days

not being able to poop for 7 straight days

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not bineg able to poop for 7 straigth days

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71%

22 votes
be a hermaphrodite

be a hermaphrodite

29%

9 votes
be asexual with no genitals whatsoever like the hammerhead shark

be asexual with no genitals whatsoever like the hammerhead shark

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35%

9 votes
suffer torture and rape but be left alive

suffer torture and rape but be left alive

65%

17 votes
be killed instantly with a shot to the head

be killed instantly with a shot to the head

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15%

4 votes
have permanent bad breath

have permanent bad breath

85%

23 votes
suffer from excessive sweating especially in the armpits

suffer from excessive sweating especially in the armpits

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73%

19 votes
suffer from premature ejaculation

suffer from premature ejaculation

27%

7 votes
have huge embarrassing man boobs

have huge embarrassing man boobs

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