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14 votes
copulate a turkey

copulate a turkey

42%

10 votes
count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

count PI to an insignificant number of decimal places

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97%

73 votes
organic vegetables grown in a cemetery

organic vegetables grown in a cemetery

3%

2 votes
fungus off the feet of somebody who is still alive

fungus off the feet of somebody who is still alive

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54%

21 votes
with an origami bird

with an origami bird

46%

18 votes
 play-dough horse

play-dough horse

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67%

16 votes
have your testicles surgically removed

have your testicles surgically removed

33%

8 votes
surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

surgically remove someones testicles then eat them in a bowl of mushroom soup

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I am a girl therefore ,I don\'t have testicles, so if I pick \"have your testicles removed\" am I safe?

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94%

33 votes
an inflated balloon

an inflated balloon

6%

2 votes
a deflated balloon

a deflated balloon

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an inflated balloon

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24%

11 votes
stick your hand into a gopher hole not knowing if the gopher is inside

stick your hand into a gopher hole not knowing if the gopher is inside

76%

34 votes
punch yourself in the face and just be done with it

punch yourself in the face and just be done with it

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25 votes
stuck on an island in the middle of nowhere with no hope of rescue with a survival expert of the same gender

stuck on an island in the middle of nowhere with no hope of rescue with a survival expert of the same gender

40%

17 votes
stuck with an attractive tax-attorney of the opposite gender who will constantly endanger your life and waste any resources you manage to accumulate

stuck with an attractive tax-attorney of the opposite gender who will constantly endanger your life and waste any resources you manage to accumulate

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