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17%

5 votes
your panties in a bunch

your panties in a bunch

83%

25 votes
prefer to keep them separate

prefer to keep them separate

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prefer to keep thme separte

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prefer to keep them separate

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perfer to keep them separate

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27%

8 votes
be responsible for conjoining two fish together in a genetic experiment designed to determine if two heads are better than one

be responsible for conjoining two fish together in a genetic experiment designed to determine if two heads are better than one

73%

22 votes
go snorkeling

go snorkeling

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33%

10 votes
wait a minute

wait a minute

67%

20 votes
sixty seconds

sixty seconds

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A minute IS sixty seconds....

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the pepole who anserd sixty seconds is a moron becuse sixty second equals to one minute jackass

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wait a minute

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Theey\'re the same

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wait a minute

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100%

24 votes
find yourself in bed with a platypus and have no recollection of what happened

find yourself in bed with a platypus and have no recollection of what happened

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fornicate a toad

fornicate a toad

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82%

23 votes
watch a snail race

watch a snail race

18%

5 votes
race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

race against a snail under the condition that you have to lose the race

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13%

3 votes
have a discussion about thermodynamics

have a discussion about thermodynamics

88%

21 votes
imagine dancing on lily-pads in a cloud of magic fairy dust

imagine dancing on lily-pads in a cloud of magic fairy dust

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74%

34 votes
vaporized into a gaseous puff of smoke

vaporized into a gaseous puff of smoke

26%

12 votes
prefer to melt into a liquid

prefer to melt into a liquid

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