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79%

19 votes
listen to a sound you cannot hear

listen to a sound you cannot hear

21%

5 votes
hear a sound you cannot listen to

hear a sound you cannot listen to

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94%

31 votes
 a Kleenex that you found in a box

a Kleenex that you found in a box

6%

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a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

a Kleenex that you found in a plastic bag

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a kleenex that you found in a box

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a kleenex that you found in a box

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72%

42 votes
a pine cone in a pine tree

a pine cone in a pine tree

28%

16 votes
a plum in a plum tree

a plum in a plum tree

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leave it

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take it

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43%

15 votes
 lose a pair of socks

lose a pair of socks

57%

20 votes
only lose one sock in the off-chance you can pair-it-up with another pair of socks that you lost only one of

only lose one sock in the off-chance you can pair-it-up with another pair of socks that you lost only one of

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lose a pair of socks

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91%

32 votes
as cool as the other side of the pillow

as cool as the other side of the pillow

9%

3 votes
 as mad as a wet hen

as mad as a wet hen

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as cool as the other side of the pillow

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25%

6 votes
slicker than greased weasel shit on a door knob

slicker than greased weasel shit on a door knob

75%

18 votes
finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sanded

finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sanded

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