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honkeytonk

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73%

22 votes
quit crying

quit crying

27%

8 votes
be given something to cry about

be given something to cry about

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74%

26 votes
put on an itchy sweater

put on an itchy sweater

26%

9 votes
start everyday from scratch

start everyday from scratch

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put on an itchy sweater

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honkeytonk

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86%

24 votes
bake a potato but have no sour cream to go with it

bake a potato but have no sour cream to go with it

14%

4 votes
have lots of sour cream but no potato to bake

have lots of sour cream but no potato to bake

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34%

12 votes
a mobster

a mobster

66%

23 votes
a ganster

a ganster

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a mobster

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a mobster

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71%

25 votes
find cheap car insurance and therefore reduce your premiums compared to previous years

find cheap car insurance and therefore reduce your premiums compared to previous years

29%

10 votes
win a lottery for the exact amount your car insurance will cost assuming the reduced rate is not available in this alternate reality

win a lottery for the exact amount your car insurance will cost assuming the reduced rate is not available in this alternate reality

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74%

26 votes
slap a trout

slap a trout

26%

9 votes
whack a monkey

whack a monkey

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slap a trouy

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18%

6 votes
be in a state of discombobulation

be in a state of discombobulation

82%

27 votes
wear a pair of rather groovy pants

wear a pair of rather groovy pants

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