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Would you rather eat

61%

48 votes
pancakes

pancakes

39%

31 votes
actual cakes that have been crushed into pancakes by an anvil which while a little messy, have a higher density and therefore better bang for your buck

actual cakes that have been crushed into pancakes by an anvil which while a little messy, have a higher density and therefore better bang for your buck

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Would you rather

25%

7 votes
lick an anvil that crushed a cake

lick an anvil that crushed a cake

75%

21 votes
own the anvil that may or may not have been responsible for crushing Wile E. Coyote on several occasions

own the anvil that may or may not have been responsible for crushing Wile E. Coyote on several occasions

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Would you rather be

21%

8 votes
depressed about life, the universe and everything

depressed about life, the universe and everything

79%

30 votes
look like a duck, quack like a duck, but not be a duck

look like a duck, quack like a duck, but not be a duck

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Would you rather be worth

32%

11 votes
a hill of beans

a hill of beans

68%

23 votes
a mountain stuffed with peas

a mountain stuffed with peas

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Would you rather have

78%

18 votes
sixteen small animals chew-off all your appendages

sixteen small animals chew-off all your appendages

22%

5 votes
one enormous centipede protrude from one of your ears with no possibility of removal

one enormous centipede protrude from one of your ears with no possibility of removal

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Would you rather discover

87%

20 votes
your father is actually a woman

your father is actually a woman

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your mother actually a man

your mother actually a man

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your father is actullay a woman

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your father is actually a woman

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Would you rather experience the horrors of coitus with

74%

17 votes
a boat propeller

a boat propeller

26%

6 votes
a blender

a blender

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