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Ctrl-Alt-Del - Good Would You Rather Questions for the Tech Crowd

Let's face it: most techno geeks are way too serious. If you laugh at them for being so intensely thrilled about the new Wii Nintendo Play-X-Box from MicroApple, they get upset and send you an email with Ebola in it.

The best WYR questions leave you scratching your head a little. Simple questions like Android or iPhone (or Android or Betazoid!) can have people talking for hours. In a room full of people who talk to each other by typing, a simple question like Windows versus Mac can start a riot of typed expletives and rage.

If you're ever surrounded by a room full of people who spend so much time writing code that they actually communicate in 1s and 0s, here are some really good ice breaker questions. So for all your pasty-white, basement-dwelling techno friends, the ones who speak in machine language and haven't turned off WOW in four years, here are good would you rather questions to ask them. Some are just funny, other will spark a conversation, and a few might even start a geek riot. (Don't forget to capture the battle in an mpeg and YouTube it so we can all laugh!)

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Would you rather say the name

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78 votes
Google Glasses 100 times real fast

Google Glasses 100 times real fast

26%

28 votes
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers

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google glasses 100 times real fast

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Would you rather wear

85%

122 votes
Google glasses

Google glasses

15%

21 votes
Google bikinis

Google bikinis

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hmm...

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google glasses

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Would you rather...

28%

69 votes
climb a mountain

climb a mountain

72%

181 votes
build on it

build on it

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Build I am not good at climbing😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

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build on it

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build on it

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bulid on it

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bulid on it

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climb a mountain

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Would you rather invent

65%

1234 votes
the first time machine

the first time machine

35%

651 votes
the first true nuclear missile shield

the first true nuclear missile shield

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the first time machine

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you can invent the first time machine then go back in time to make the missile sheild

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the first time machine

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time machine is better

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the first time machine

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the first time machine

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time machine

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the firsttrue nuclear missile shield

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misstle sheild ovees XD

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sheild

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i dont think there should be a time michine cause i like the kistory were already. in

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the first time machine

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the first time machine

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XD

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first nuclear missile shield

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time machine cause i could see older peoples dicks

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I would want to have the time machine so that I could go into the future to where they invented a nuclear missle shield and then say that I did it.

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COLLINS

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If I invent a time machine I can go to the future and steal the nuke force field plan and invent it wit

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Would you rather be the founder of

25%

502 votes
Microsoft

Microsoft

75%

1483 votes
Apple

Apple

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apple

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apple

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apple not microfail

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apple

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t

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apple

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apple

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MICROSOFT

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apple

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apple

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sorry apples are amazing

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apple

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apple

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apple

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apple

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apple

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appple

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apple

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apple

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apple

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apple

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apple and microsoft is good i can not choose

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oooooohhh idk XD

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i would do apple

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apple

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apple

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it would be cool to be the founder of apple

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both

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i would be we both

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Would you rather babysit...

24%

48 votes
Bill Gates’ kids

Bill Gates’ kids

76%

153 votes
Bill Gates’ personal computer files

Bill Gates’ personal computer files

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I Wil look at his files😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼

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bill gates personal computer files

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bill gates kids

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bill gates kids

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bill gates kids

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Would you rather be...

38%

265 votes
a brain surgeon

a brain surgeon

62%

438 votes
perform liposuction for rich celebrities

perform liposuction for rich celebrities

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lol

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Cause i am

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Whoes a fan of Undertale

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP [PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!11!!111!!!!

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1

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1

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2

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a brain surge

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a brain surgen

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